Chaotic-7
Turn it around just to find out that Discord turned himself into a pickle.
My Cucumber, was forged in a wet, warm darkness, gathering power
of Moon and Stars for days…
so you know it’s good…
MY Cucumber is imbued with ALL enchantment known to ponykind… Every.Single.One!
My Cucumber smells of mare desires…
It possesses 100% chance of NOT breaking inside!
You will respect my Cucumber!