Bad Dragon
Headcanon accepted. The Pope should declare it dogma as well.
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Anecdote №1259638
Aliens land on Earth. The Pope asks them:
«Do you know of our Saviour, Jesus Christ?»
«Do you know of our Saviour, Jesus Christ?»
«Ah, Jesus,» replies the alien. «Of course we know him. He visits us every year.»
The Pope is stunned: «Every year? We’ve been waiting for his Second Coming for two thousand years!»
The alien, trying to soothe him, says:
«Well, maybe he just likes our chocolate better.»
«Well, maybe he just likes our chocolate better.»
The Pope: «Chocolate? What on earth does chocolate have to do with anything?»
«Oh, chocolate,» says the alien. «When he first came to our planet, we gave him a great big box of chocolates. … Wait — what did you do?»
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Toxicmaster96
Hmm chocolate, checks out