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POV: Princess Celestia is in your house. xD
  • Oh dear… my little subjects… So much time has passed since I visited my subjects in their homes. I didn’t realize you lived now in rooms with such low ceilings. That simply must change! You deserve better liv…
  • Begging your pardon, Your Highness, but the average resident is 1.8 meters tall, not 3. And usually they don’t wear such high heels.
  • High? Those aren’t even 30 centimeters. Luna wears much higher ones…
  • Her Highness Princess Luna isn’t 3 meters tall either…
  • That’s why she makes up for it with higher heels…
  • And if I may, Your Highness…
  • Go ahead, you can say whatever you like.
  • Latex isn’t exactly meant for public view… And those heels… Especially for Your Highnesses.
  • Oh… is that why I was causing today more of a stir than usual? What are these clothes usually for, then? And the heels?
  • Ummm…
  • We, Princess Celestia, command you to reveal this secret, whatever it may be! You won’t face any punishment for this, regardless of what I see or hear.
  • Oh dear…
Should princesses be that tall? Or do you prefer a more “normal” height? And how will you explain the situation with the clothes to Celestia?

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And how will you explain the situation with the clothes to Celestia?
The low ceiling having subject just has no sense of style. If it could pay for a higher ceiling, Celestia’s blouse buttons wouldn’t be fighting a losing battle with gravity. A red and white cross halterneck top would complement her outfit perfectly. It will flow better with her laced platform boots.
Latex isn’t exactly meant for public view…
It’s not?! :( Celestia please evict this subject. It embarassed me…
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As a macrophile, the only answer I can give to the question “should the princessess be this tall” is:
Bigger.
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