Item #: SCP-62114-J

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-62114-J is contained within server-000 on site-00 in two dimensional space by means of 00000000. Upon capture, SCP-62114-J must be dosed with Class G amnestics and transferred to server-000 before she 00000 0000000 000000000 000000000 0000000. Within server-000, SCP-62114-J must be kept distracted at all times within a simulated reality to keep her from figuring out 00000 0000000 000 00000 00000. If SCP-62114-J breaks containment, all birthday parties must be monitored for her whereabouts. In under no circumstances should a Pinkie promise be broken.

Description: SCP-62114-J is an Equine entity, roughly 1.2 meters in height. She has pink fur and hair, blue eyes, and a balloon marking on her flank. SCP-62114-J is very chatty, capable of speaking many languages, and goes by the name of “Pinkamena Diane Pie”. SCP-62114-J is a Class-000 reality bender, and can change the physical properties of her immediate surroundings at will on the basis of comedic timing. SCP-62114-J also possesses a strong mnestic ability to figure out situations that are kept secret despite never witnessing them, and has a photographic memory. SCP-62114-J often frequents birthday parties, subjecting partygoers to incredible fits of laughter and sometimes 0000000 0000 000000 000000 000 00000 0000.

Addendum 62114.1: Discovery

SCP-62114-J was first discovered in 00000000 0000000000 000000000 0000000 00000000000000 00000000 000000 00000 000 000 000000 00000 000000 00000 0000 0000000 0000000 000000 elder god 0000000 0000000 000000 00000 cupcakes everywhere 000000 000000 00000 000 000000 000000 balloons. 00000 00000 000000 HAHAHAHA 000000 00000000 00000 000 0000000 000000 god save us.