“You want the apple?”
“Mhm.”
“But you see, your answer is wrong because the question was wrong. The correct question is: Have you deserved this apple yet? A dozen horny guards outside are proof that the answer is No. But I’ll help you out. Since you want the answer to be Yes, I’ll unlock the door now and let all the guards in. See you again in the morning, and you’ll finally get the apple.”
“Mhm.”
“But you see, your answer is wrong because the question was wrong. The correct question is: Have you deserved this apple yet? A dozen horny guards outside are proof that the answer is No. But I’ll help you out. Since you want the answer to be Yes, I’ll unlock the door now and let all the guards in. See you again in the morning, and you’ll finally get the apple.”