Not Even a Third Wheel, But Still a Better Love Story Than Twilight
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/585614/not-even-a-third-wheel-but-still-a-better-love-story-than-twilight

Short summary: Fluttershy wants Rainbow Dash to help her pass kindergarten exam before her pregnancy starts showing. Rainbow misreads every signal as an intimate invitation.

Long summary: Fluttershy insists she must finish her “kindergarten graduation test,” a long-standing personal life-goal, before officially starting a family. Discord, on the other paw, thinks taking any kind of test is far too dangerous now that she’s pregnant. Rainbow, unaware of Fluttershy’s condition and misreading every line of dialogue, becomes convinced that she herself is meant to play a role as a reproductive third party.
Trapped indoors until she dries by the fire, Rainbow tries repeatedly to stabilize the conversation, only to make everything worse. Her attempts to calm Discord sound like confessions. Her attempts to reassure Fluttershy sound like commitment.
Fluttershy is already pregnant, Discord is just anxious, and the “test” is nothing more than Fluttershy’s endearingly whimsical, long-delayed symbolic milestone—one Rainbow Dash, by virtue of being an official Wonderbolt, is qualified to administer. But Rainbow remains confident in her own wrong interpretation, treating the entire dispute as a relationship drama.

Rating: Teen

Tags: Comedy