"~~Waiter~~ Grocer, there is a ~~fly~~ foal in my ~~soup~~ apples."
"Yes, a complimentary gift to our best customer... [Whsipers] although I must caution you that management is aware that, given her diet, if you accept her you are likely to remain such until she grows up, at which point, provided she is provided with sufficient acreage you will become a supplier."
"Yes, a complimentary gift to our best customer... [Whsipers] although I must caution you that management is aware that, given her diet, if you accept her you are likely to remain such until she grows up, at which point, provided she is provided with sufficient acreage you will become a supplier."