“Yeah, it’s me. I know, hey listen. Laser tag turned weird. Some guy came in with his home-made ray gun and started zapping everything and- yeah, I know I sound like a girl. Anyway, he’s locked the door and is just zapping stuff, anything that moves, and anything that he hits gets weird. Yes, I did, listen. I need you to do me a favor, okay? Go to, like, a dollar store and get a cheap hand mirror. The kind with the flat handle and stuff. You should be able to slip it under the doors, okay? … Ugh, don’t worry I’ll pay you back. Just get the mirror and get down to the game center, got it? Okay. Yes, the whole package. Yep, even the boobs. Maybe, if you get me that mirror! Okay! Good! BYE!”